This is a status symbol!It tells the world "Hey look at me! I have the animal spirit of the ferocious pink zebra!"
Being in my early forties I needed something that announced my presence with authority. Tight polyester pants, knee high moccasins, and Members Only jacket (no shirt), could not do it alone. With these seat covers I have entered the world of "Bad Boy". Chicks dig the bad boy.
You should have seen the respect I earned walking into the county jail. (I was framed by the way). They could not see the seat covers but they felt the spirit of the ferocious pink zebra. RESPECT!
My 82' camaro has never run better. My fuzzy dice needed this. It doubled my powers. The camaro was like a sailboat on land. The pink zebra seat covers were the water it craved. I am now complete.
Since adding these to the camaro I have noticed the "ladies of the night" have been charging me less. Yes, it is that intimidating. One said something about a strange word called "pity". She was just bitter because I would not tell her where I got them. She probably thought I was a big game hunter and killed the terrifying pink zebra myself. Loser.
Stains? Please.... don't insult these covers. I bit into a Mc'Donalds Filet-O-Fish and a half pound of tarter sauce squirted out onto the seats. These amazing covers absorbed it all! I was so proud. Glad it didn't get on my member's only jacket.
They are so powerful they once made a man cry. I parked next to an 84' chevette with TIGER skin seat covers in the Walmart parking lot. When I came out there was a man openly weeping next to the Chevette. It could have been laughter. Not sure. I am going to stick with weeping. The pink zebra will haunt him forever.
Only one negative. I ordered an extra set and cut a hole in the middle. I wear it as a poncho. Went to the swap meet sporting my powerful poncho. PETA was there. They spotted me wearing this authentic pink zebra pelt. We squared off. I explained to them that my poncho only came from the hides of pink zebras that died of natural causes. After huddling, pointing, and fearful giggling, they allowed me to pass. I did not have to release the power of the pink zebra on them. It would have been a massacre.
Let's sum it all up. The animal print pink zebra seat cover will change your personality forever. Tired of living in the shadows? Let the pink zebra bring you out. With authority! Transform youself. Line up for my affections ladies. I won't be single for very long.
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Universal-fit Animal Print Bench Seat Cover - Zebra PinkProduct Description: Fun Safari Animal series print seat covers are made from velour to fit bench seat. Velour is a soft silky velvet like material that is soothing to the touch. It provides a more comfortable feel than the standard cloth seats. These seat covers are lined with urethane foam to provide additional cushion for comfort. It increases the value of your vehicle by protecting your seats from fading, wear and tear. There is no better way to protect your vehicle's seats while being a little "wild". * WILL NOT FIT SEATS WITH ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: 1. Molded head rest 2. oversize bench or subcompact rear seat * WILL DISABLE THE FOLLOWING FEATURE: 1. Individual sliding on split seats. When sliding is desire, both seat needs to slide together 2. Individual fold down on split seats. When folding down is require both seat need to be folded. 3. Middle seat should strap 4. Fold out center consol.
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